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How can you lift
a sinking pub?
It's getting
tough to run a pub these days. The smokers have been
chased away, and the foundering economy has made
frugality popular again. It's hard for some people
to justify paying pub prices when beer and ale can
be had at the supermarket for half the price. The
key to keeping a successful pub in such a climate
lies in giving patrons something that they can't get
at home.
Specials,
Specials, Specials
Just about every
pub has happy hour; that's not enough. People expect
it, and they often take it for granted. Plus, many
of them will leave as soon as happy hour ends.
That's no good when it leaves the pub empty for the
rest of the night, so come up with a few different
specials. Remember, one of the biggest disadvantages
of drinking at a pub is the price. Take a hint from
other industries. Every big box store has specials
they call "loss leaders," the items that make little
profit but bring lots of people in the door.
Publicans can do it too; it won't hurt to sell cheap
beer at cheap prices for one night. You don't even
have to drop the price very much at all; you just
have to make them think they're getting a good deal.
Entertainment
Pub owners have
a lot of options in the entertainment department.
The first is live music, one of the best draws a pub
can have. It doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg,
either. Unless you have a huge venue, you won't want
to book any famous acts anyway. Stick to local bands
and unsigned amateurs - those starving artists will
work for peanuts, or possibly bar pretzels and beer.
Even if they insist on getting paid with actual
money, in many cases bands just get a portion of the
door charge.
Sports and games also present another good option.
This doesn't mean televised sports; it means bar
sports. Classics like darts and billiards go over
just as well as newcomers like beer pong. The best
way to promote this is to enlist the help of other
pub owners. Start a league for whatever the activity
may be, and each pub can sponsor a team. If you get
just 5 or 6 teams in the league, that's a lot of
drinkers coming to your pub to play. Take turns
hosting the matches, and every pub involved gets to
share in the windfall.
Revamp the Menu
Some drinkers
like sub-par beer. Some don't. The ones that do can
drink that mass-produced swill from the store, but
the ones with taste will come to a pub that has what
they want. If your pub is in a large enough town,
there's definitely enough demand for the finer
brews. Every pub has Bass and Guiness, but so does
every corner store and supermarket. It's a shame to
limit your draught lineup to the same old stuff that
can be found in every other pub. There are
microbreweries, cask ales, seasonal craft beers and
beers that are only available on draught. Some of
them, the beer aficionados couldn't find at the
supermarket even if they wanted to. And yes, some of
those aficionados love beer like a sommelier loves
200-Euro French wine.
Ladies' Night
Ok, we all know
that the prospect of a little late night lovin' is
one of the quickest possible ways to get a man to
spend prodigious amounts of money. If you can get
some members of the fairer sex to frequent your pub,
the men, with their taste for ale and, if you're
lucky, impulsive spending habits, will follow in
droves. It's like chumming the water for sharks, but
with less blood and guts.
Lets ignore the more predatory aspect of that
comparison for now. Much like a hungry shark, who is
little more than a mouth and teeth driven by an
insistent, hungry belly, once a man starts to think
with his "little head" it's a very simple-minded
sort of thought process. He won't think about the
next morning's early wake-up call, the fact that he
can get beer at the grocery for a cheaper price, or
the fact that he can smoke as much as he wants at
home. He probably can't find willing ladies at the
grocery store or amongst the dirty dishes in his
dingy, sock-strewn bachelor pad.
All of this is not meant to advocate the use of "drinky-drinky
girls," nor is it meant to suggest that you start
running a brothel out of the upstairs flat. If that
sounds like your style, well, go for it if you want,
but be sure to watch out for those darned
prostitution laws. What you're really going for is a
good mixed crowd. Ladies' night doesn't mean you
have to let the womenfolk drain all of your best
single malt and send you to the poorhouse; just
offer them free wine or something. It doesn't even
have to be the good stuff - the cheap stuff is made
good just by virtue of being free. Don't worry,
they'll make the men buy the good stuff. You're just
trying to avoid the dreaded sausage fest.
Of course, this tactic melds right into the next
one:
Sex Sells
Give your
patrons some entertainment value, the lewder the
better. Sponsor a wet t-shirt contest or an all-girl
mud-wrestling league. Scantily-clad babes are
already used to sell everything on TV anyway, so why
not use them so sell your libations? All it costs is
a cleanup job at the end of the night and perhaps a
prize for the winner, and she will be more than
pleased to receive free drinks for the night as her
reward. It's a small price to pay to ensure that the
fellows, and their wallets, stay for the long haul.
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